"The Brutal Truth" is the ninth episode of Season 1 of The Big Lez Show. It aired on September 10th, 2012.

Plot and Synopsis Edit

Quinton approaches Lez and questions him about his origins, and demands to know about the truth. Lez reveals about 60 years prior that he and his brother Norton would be chosen to ascend to the throne of Kingdom Cum.

The night before the choosing, Lez and Norton trashed Kingdom Cum and were subsequently banished from the planet. They both crash landed somewhere in Australia.

Fifty years later Lez was awoken to a baby on his front door. He took it in for the child support money. Quinton asks what the money was spent on and he discovers that it has all been invested in a new spacecraft which Lez reveals he'll use to travel back to his homeworld.