Kingdom Cum | |
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Type | Planet |
Status | Destroyed |
Capital |
Horizons End City |
Kingdom Cum (a corruption of “Kingdom come”, from the Lord's Prayer[1]) was a planet, ruled by a monarchical dynasty composed of King Laranox and his two sons, Lezly and Norton. It was inhabited by a technologically advanced society of humanoids known as Kingdom Cumians, before its destruction by King Laranox after an attempt to weaponize Choomahs discovered by Dr. C resulted in a massive outbreak that killed every known member of the species except for 6 endlings - Lez, Norton, King Laranox, Clarence, Warning Guy and Sergio Warnington.
Before this, a succession crisis between Lez and Norton resulted in the destruction of the planet's capital city of Horizons End in a drug-induced spree of destruction from both Lez and Norton, who spiked each other in an attempt to ruin their chances of becoming King. This resulted in both of their exiles from the planet, where they crash landed in Australia before ending up in Brown Town. For the first 2 seasons of The Big Lez Show, Lez's main goal was to plan and construct the UFO inside the Volcano Bong to confront his father; Lez, Sassy, Donny and Ellis all travel to what remains of the planet in the final episode of Season 2.
The final ruler of Kingdom Cum's Dynasty was King Laranox, and Cecil the Sasquatch was appointed as his heir after the exile of his two sons. However, after Cecil and Norton are both killed in Choomah Island 2, the heir apparent is Laranox's hot-headed arch-nemesis and second son; Big Lez. Ever since being banished by his father, Lez has awaited the day he will overthrow his father and claim the throne that is rightfully his. However, a vision he has of Taipan Pete in Choomah Island 3 results in Lez abandoning this goal, choosing instead to kill his father and himself in order to save his friends, son, Earth and many other worlds from a tyrannical, despotic and "heaps fuckin' skitz" reign. With the death of Big Lez, the Dynasty ends as no one is left to claim succession to the throne.
- ↑ The name “Kingdom Cum” is most likely a corruption of “Kingdom come”, from the Lord's Prayer (Matthew 6:10) where the Lord says "may Thy kingdom come". The Lord’s kingdom is Heaven, so this means that the name “Kingdom Cum” may mean that this world is like Heaven.