Choomahs are yellow creatures that once inhabited Choomah Island. They are major antagonists in The Big Lez Show. They are very erratic and crazy, and most are incapable of speech (although they've evolved enough at the end of season 4 to fully understand the human language), with the exception of Bumble Brutus. They come in all shapes and sizes and have different features (e.g. some have teeth while others don't, some have two heads.). Clarence's mysterious yellow formula is the source of the Choomahs (below).
Origin[]
Doctor C (Clarence) was instructed by King Larinox to make a formula that would result in the creation of super soldiers; however his tests were unsuccessful, instead resulting in the creation of an abomination (The Choomahs).. The formula had already begun to produce small aberrations when Dr. C decided to add his own DNA into the mix. Dr. C left the lab unnattended after this which is presumably when Glen entered and rigged the experiment to blow up before convincing Dr.C to return by telling him he "heard some screams" and that it "smells like shit."
When Dr. C returned one of the containers holding some of the serum exploded, causing him to mutate into the horribly disgusting form of Clarence, and for the Choomah formula to be let loose onto Kingdom Cum. The formula transformed Doctor Clarence from a normal Kingdom Cumian to a "potadahead", as Lez would say.
After the explosion Dr. C's coworkers rush in to investigate but are horrified upon seeing the form in front of them and eject it into space along with the last sample of the Choomah formula. While Clarence claims they must have not known it was him, one is heard saying "and take yer fukin' research wit ya" while throwing the formula into the space pod alongside Clarence, implying that they knew it was him and still wished to eject him. When Clarence came to Earth, he accidentally dropped the formula into a pit on Choomah Island, which led to the creation of the Choomahs on Earth, as well as transforming the island itself into a Choomah. The Choomahs were eventually destroyed by Clarence when he exploded a Sassy Foods portable stove (SasM8) deep within Choomah Island.
During this time on Kingdom Cum, the Choomah formula had produced enough Choomahs to start slaughtering large numbers of Kingdom Cumians which eventually led to the planets destruction. The Choomahs war on the planet led to it imploding on itself, although whether this was done by Choomahs or Kingdom Cumians in an attempt to stop them is never stated.
Background[]
"The name Choomah is just a funny way of saying tumor" Jarrad revealed in an interview with yourmatetom in 2018
The design of the Choomahs was created by Tom Hollis, who stated he was drawing Homer Simpson "retarded" once, and this ended up being the design chosen for the Choomahs. They are also voiced by Tom Hollis.
Forms[]
There are several known forms of Choomahs.
- Standard - This form is the most commonly seen around Australia and it's surrounding oceans. It usually bellows a loud scream before attacking its victim.
- Large - This form is uncommon, and is known to knock out humans, jump incredible distances and easily break bones.
- Choomahdactyl - This form consists of wings and a standard body. This creature has only been seen with two legs and sharp claws.
- Behemoth- This form is the rarest, only seen once in the Attack on Brown Town. The Behemoth is a massive mutated form of the Choomah, being several hundred times larger than a standard human.
- Thunderer - This rare form has only been seen once in the Attack on Brown Town. This form has the capability to shatter the ground and send tearing earthquakes in a direction to strike someone and knock them off their feet.
- Special Form: Brutus - Bumble Brutus is the only known "Brutus" Choomah known to exist. He was seen with wings, a large stinger, and exceptional strength.
- Special Form: Choomahviathan- This Choomah was by far the largest seen on the show, however, its life was short-lived and as a result, its abilities are not fully known.
- Special Form: Two-Headed Jumper -This is very rare Choomah only seen once on the show. It has two heads, two arms, and two legs. It has a remarkable jumping height and it was able to jump up and take down a plane.
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